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Since I don't work I just want to say this is manny at work

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Kupo

ROFL ok I'll post some when I'm done for the day

King Slime Location : In my chair

I remember one day when I was working my last job. I just got all the grocery carts inside. Then I need to move one of the disabled carts. I put my hand on the seat and feel something squishy. I look down it was blood and shit. I freak the fuck out. I run inside and ther eis my asshole boss holding paper towels I say I need those I have shit on my hands. he says no because he needs to clean some milk up. I HAVE SHIT ON MY HANDS! No he says. I yank it from his hands wipe my hands run to the bathroom wash my hands like Ace Ventrura took a shower. Don't remember who cleaned it up. Then from that point on I had to look at those damn things before touching it.

Kupo Location : MANCHESTARRR!!!

When I worked at JD I used to steal shit all the time.

Kupo

So I won't talk about where this was but when I was young a studio in NY had a "Street team"

My desk was right by the elevator, I was pretty much ALWAYS working, and the street team had to pass me to get promo materials and give them out. So every day, they'd look right at me, ask me who I was, ask me what I was doing, then offer me some swag and leave.

EVERY FUCKING DAY! You figure after the first week they'd remember, but no this went on for a month before I decided "F'kit lets see what I can get out of this"

So
Day 1, they walk by and offer me a free game "because they just met me".
Day 2, I get a free pack of Limited edition cards..."because they just met me".
Day 3, I get a free ball "because they just met me"

For the next 3 months I just let this happen, and just kept collecting free shit because they couldn't bother to remember who I was. Years later I bumped into one of the members of the former street team. He didn't know my name, or even what i did, but he remembered I had a desk by the elevator WTF!

King Slime Location : In my chair

And that is when your head exploded

Kupo

Let me tell you about a Miyamoto I met when I was still young...

King Slime Location : In my chair

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You got so scared you turned white and your skin color never returned to normal...except the penis...